{"product_id":"dare-tee-bundle","title":"DARE Tee Bundle","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Reds are at it again. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s time to resist the creeping tide of Marxist indoctrination, and KommandoStore’s D.A.R.E. (Dismantle All Red Enterprises) sticker and tee bundle is your bold declaration. This limited-edition pack pairs a rugged 90s style t-shirt with a weatherproof bumper sticker, both emblazoned with the defiant D.A.R.E. message. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the D.A.R.E. anti-drug campaign of the 1980s (and by kicking commies up and down the block), this bundle is perfect for Austrian economists, free-thinkers, anyone tired of the establishment narrative, or tankies in a comfy bunker under 9000 levels of irony. This bundle’s built to turn heads and spark debates from your shitbox’s bumper to your anemic chest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from 100% heavyweight (OH YEAH BROTHER) cotton, the t-shirt offers a relaxed fit in sizes S-XXXL, pre-shrunk for reliability. The vinyl sticker, printed with UV-resistant ink, withstands sun, rain, road grit, and paid-protestor residue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wear it to the range, slap it on your hand-me-down Toyota Previa, and activate the NPCs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eReal Resistance has never been tried.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% heavyweight cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed 90s style fit for authenticity, sizes S-3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold, hang dry (remove shirt before hanging)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10” x 3”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeather-resistant vinyl, UV-resistant ink\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable, no residue, water-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis bundle is limited—stock could collapse faster than the Republic of Mahabad. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UGPRT","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":52263640858912,"sku":"xfv1787996781267","price":26.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":52263640891680,"sku":"dhm1787996781268","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":52263640924448,"sku":"jqh1787996781269","price":24.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52263640957216,"sku":"ihk1787996781270","price":25.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52263640989984,"sku":"fvi1787996781271","price":27.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52263641022752,"sku":"nij1787996781272","price":30.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7011\/9456\/files\/dare-tee-bundle_1.jpg?v=1787996811","url":"https:\/\/www.buttercupcorner.shop\/products\/dare-tee-bundle","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}